Out in the wilderness feeling lonely? Susie's AlaskaMen magazine will serve all your photos-of-men-holding-big-fish needs
After suffering a particularly bad break-up, I turned to a dodgy-looking kebab shop for solace. It was a bad idea; the soon-to-be-closed-down shop put 140 people in hospital. One customer had such severe food poisoning, he ended up in a wheelchair. I ended up in Alaska.
We arrived in Anchorage, a surprisingly un-picturesque city in Alaska. It isn’t the capital, which is Juneau, but Juneau can’t be reached by road. I’m no town planner, but this seems counter-intuitive. While waiting to join our group of fellow campers and seriously regretting my life choices, I browsed in a local shop, where I spotted a magazine called.
The tour guide drove us to our first chunk of wilderness. While my fellow campers took photographs of passing moose and talked excitedly about the Northern Lights, I flicked through the pages of. Maybe Ray, a bearded hunk holding a surprisingly large fish, might be a good way to get over my break-up. He “likes anything that is fun”. OK. Good start. I like non-outhouse-related fun. In moderation. Oh, but wait, he is looking for a woman who is “comfortable around animals and guns”.
That night I lay in my freezing sleeping bag, waiting to see which animal would feast on me. I was over halfway through my copy ofand I hadn’t yet found my soulmate. But, hang on, who’s this bearded hunk? Randy! Randy seems a little different. He isn’t holding a surprisingly big fish, he is holding a surprisingly big axe. I like people who are different. Randy is looking for a woman who is “humble and discreet”. Slightly concerning.
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