One measure the Greeks could adopt to stop this swarm of holidaymakers pouring in is to send them somewhere even hotter 🖋️ mrmarksteel for ipaperviews
Of course, the usual hand-wringers will say this is illegal. But they can explain they’ve worked closely with the government of the sun and “they have assured us the conditions there are safe and in keeping with inter-galactic law”.
To be kind, you Greek people have to make sure they know they’re not welcome. If one of these holiday people is a child, before it arrives, make sure you collect any pictures ofand draw over it in thick black felt pen so the sponging bastard doesn’t get the idea it’s going to have a single moment of enjoyment or affection.
And your government needs to find ways of making it impossible for them to get here. You Greeks have got all sorts of creatures in your myths haven’t you? Three-headed things with tridents who live in the sea and create storms and drown everyone. Find one of them and use them toThen you need to make sure no-one gives them anything. Don’t believe them when they claim they haven’t got anything.
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