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Larry the cat yawns as he’s photographed in Downing Street, after Liz Truss announced her resignation as Prime Minister has changed her mind and is no longer resigning – she’s going to do it on a job share with Harry Redknapp.
This was followed by Conservative MPs saying in interviews, “I’ve been a loyal member in Hampshire for 38 years, but given the current situation I feel the country would be governed much better if we were invaded by Isis’.” Then the next day he says, “I am aware that I didn’t present my policy as well as I could have. But I have sacked the cleaner and I am now the best person to get the grapefruit back out again.”
Then at the moment she was due to appear in parliament to explain what she’d decided to do with the whole economy, the Prime Minister disappeared altogether. And her colleague had to assure us, “She’s not under the table.”
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