Forget multiple orgasms, this is what women really want the first time we have sex If we’re being really, really realistic here: what do women really want the first time they go home with someone? ✒️ RebeccaCNReid for ipaperviews
Inexplicably a lot of men who ostensibly have their lives together in public transpire to have feral pits for bedrooms
The Daily Mail’s sexpert Tracey Cox has revealed the seven things men want from women the first time that they sleep together. No one will be surprised to learn that apparently men want enthusiastic oral sex and a gymnastic demonstration of confident enjoyment. To be fair to Cox,is all very pragmatic: ditch the self-consciousness where possible and don’t expect a Hollywood sex scene.
Firstly, bed clothes. Inexplicably a lot of men who ostensibly have their lives together in public transpire to have feral pits for bedrooms withlook like Lulu Lyttle and, most criminally of all, a lack of bed linens. No-one is asking you to splurge on the White Company catalogue, but if you’re receiving company then a fitted sheet, duvet cover and two pillows which BOTH have pillow cases seems a fair minimum. It should go without saying that all of the above need to be reasonably clean.
Next, a soundtrack. If you live alone in a fully soundproofed home, this isn’t a problem. But there’s a cost of living crisis, so unless you’re Christian Grey you probably need to split the bills with someone. Perfectly reasonable, but it’s hard to be enthusiastic when you can hear your paramore’s housemateA condom. I don’t want to sound like your PSHE teacher but they exist for a reason and nothing makes a woman arid faster than a man who is a big baby about safe sex.
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