“Never has such a chiseled and commercially beautiful visage appeared so desperately forlorn in paparazzi pics.”
By far the biggest news on the internet this week is the Instagram algorithm forcing us onto TikTok-style reels like pirates down a plank, wreaking havoc with our cheap dopamine hits. Cut to us mourning as the number of likes on our latest post collapses and bemoaning strangers’ reels getting promoted into our feeds. Evenhas reposted that annoying little “Make Instagram Instagram Again” tile – but given her 2016 snap back at Snapchat saw its value plummet $1.
If things don’t swiftly return to normal then, maybe… fuck it? I know you care about the sharing platform, and I love the big, blustering cauldron of showing off that is Instagram, too: I love the virtue signalling, I love the gloating, I sort of love the creeping dysmorphia every time I scroll through someone’s holiday photos, I love going to a restaurant abroad and using their tagged pics as my menu.
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